I am already clearly superhuman.
I took this exam yesterday, with about 4-5 hours of sleep in me, and just beat the shit out of it. I was kind of looking at my classmates out of the corners of my eyes, and realized a lot of them were sitting back in their chairs, staring off into space. I was thinking, "Are you guys just unprepared, or are you ( Read more... )

A Thesis on the Taking Up of Feet for the Competition-Game of the Super-Ball, Being a Summation of Months of Competition Betwixt Two Opposing Squadrons of Great Size and Virility - by Johannes B. Mailey of Scotsmenburgland ( Read more... )